welcome to the vortex of fucking awesomeness

[Hey yo, it's Jen from use real butter. I rarely guest post on other blogs because I have a hell of a time just kicking my own blog along... but when girlfriend asked me to ...

Taciturn Tuesday: (insert funny headline)

Coworker of mine? If you are, you are welcome. This cake is for you.

Wordless Weekend Whoopies (Now With Recipies)

It made me gain five pounds, but it was totally worth it.

I have writers’ block, probably because I’m sick, haven’t been able to talk for two days and haven’t been out of the house.

The Great Chocolate Hope: Mousse

Chocolate, eggs, cream and maybe a glug of booze. Or a couple glugs.

Thursday Night Smackdown: Decapitation

Because that is what life has done to me today. Ripped my head off, and shit down my neck. And it laughed while it did it, and I’m pretty sure it ate Indian food last ...

Make-up Dessert is the best kind of dessert.

You know what I am not? A welcher. Behold: dessert. You know what I am? Stupid. I’m not usually stupid, but today? Dumb. As. Shit. I don’t know whether I’m just overtired or it’s the ...