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welcome to the vortex of fucking awesomeness

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[Hey yo, it's Jen from use real butter. I rarely guest post on other blogs because I have a hell of a time just kicking my own blog along... but when girlfriend asked me to ...

Feb, 04

I am unmoored in space-time.

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No Awesome Shit Monday, no Tight Ass Tuesday and now dessert for dinner. It’s a world where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is as it seems.

Jan, 05

Tight Ass Tuesday: Wary of the Salad

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I’m not convinced that this salad and I are on good terms. I’ll take it further: this salad has it out for me.

Dec, 02

Tight Ass Tuesday: I am nothing if not predictable. And awesome.

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You know, you can do some amazing things with a hand-held vegetable peeler if you put your mind to it. You can also mangle a lot of zucchini, so it’s a damn good thing that ...

Sep, 22

Cheap Ass Monday: The nostalgia, she is filling.

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To be upfront: The National Egg Council did not pay me to make this dinner or write this post. But if anyone from the National Egg Council is reading and would like to pay me ...

Mar, 23

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