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Tight Ass Tuesday: Shake What Your Pantry Gave You

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I should know better than to be fancy; it totally backfires. This looks completely twee. I should know how to play to my strengths by now, those being “heap crap in a bowl and put ...

Jul, 28

Thursday Night Smackdown: That Takes Me Back

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I’ve been sitting here for over an hour, meaning to start writing but unable to look away from the Tour de France. I think Alberto Contador is a punk. Yeah, I said it. I hope ...

Jul, 24

Thursday Night Smackdown: A benefit of having big feet is that it is literally impossible to put one in your mouth

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Don’t forget to come up with the bleakest soup you can for a chance to win a copy of ‘Sunday Soups’! So everyone was all, like, “You have to get A Platter of Figs, it’s ...

Jun, 25

Thomas-Fucking-Keller Smackdown

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Peter and Christey rock my world, and I worship at the altar of their photography. You will never take pictures as nice as theirs. AND: Thomas Keller. Once you finish this and complete your self-flagellation ...

Apr, 27

TNS: Headline: Bacon Fat Triumphant, No One Remotely Shocked

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BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE. Sorry, just had to get that out of the way; Bruce Springsteen is on The Daily Show and I’m from New Jersey so I’m legally obligated to do that whenever I see him. Although ...

Mar, 20

Cheap Ass Monday: Ceci n’est pas Cioppino

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Is there a more relaxing Monday night than sitting splayed on the couch with a camphor-and-menthol covered leg wrapped in plastic wrap and sitting on a heating pad, while you precariously balance a marginally functional ...

Mar, 09

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