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I am not cooking tonight because of: A hamburger Lies Forgetfulness How I’m trapped under a fallen beam in a burning barn

Feb, 25
Come on now, no one needs to see that.

Come on now, no one needs to see that.

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No, really. Brian goes on work travel for a few days, and I completely degenerate. I will be totally honest: I ate a bag of pretzels and a cup of Swiss Miss pudding for dinner ...

Jan, 26
Friday Night Smackdown: Ha!

Friday Night Smackdown: Ha!

10 Comments.

And thusly, with an errant photograph of garlic, have you been snookered.

Sep, 04
Who have I become?

Who have I become?

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Message I just left on the half-and-half carton I share with two other co-workers: Next time you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone and “Call 911″ scrawled on the ...

Aug, 18
Weekend Away from the Computer + Everyone and Their Damn Mother at BlogHer=

Weekend Away from the Computer + Everyone and Their Damn Mother at BlogHer=

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I need to rebuild this damn place from scratch. Of course, it would help if I actually, you know, cooked something.

Jul, 26
Chiffonading out of the closet

Chiffonading out of the closet

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I was going to tweet this but Twitter is being a pain in the ass this afternoon, so I thought I’d open it up here instead: Chiffonade: What the fuck?

Jul, 10
Pregnancy is exactly the same, pretty much.

Pregnancy is exactly the same, pretty much.

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This is Heather.  She is batshit insane, and you can’t blame it on the succubus currently inhabiting her uterus, because she was always like this.  After you get through her barely-coherent rantings, read this week’s ...

Apr, 25

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