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Thursday Night Smackdown: Stop Me Before I Kill Again

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Kill my finances, that is. Sorry, no Christmas this year; mommy spent all her money on pre-cooked and shelled fresh lobster meat. Thank god I don’t actually have kids.

Dec, 17

Thursday Night Smackdown: “Life is like waiting for a yam.”

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Oh, Bobby Flay. You continue to flog your bold Southwestern flavors and chile oils to within an inch of their lives on Iron Chef America, but damn if you don’t put together a tasty plate ...

Oct, 22

Tight Ass Tuesday: But I Totally Thought of It First

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Energy mustered. Dinner cooked. Fusion. Only one whole week late!

Oct, 13

Thursday Night Smackdown: I was hoping for a little more redemption

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Last week’s Smackdown – AKA The Aspic Incident – was a creamy horror. Whenever a Smackdown is a true culinary Ishtar, it’s time for reparations the next week. What to better counteract a creamy horror ...

Aug, 27

Tight Ass Tuesday: Can a Man Get a What-What?

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Do people even say that anymore? I don’t know, I’m so out of touch with what the kids are up to. I now have nieces and nephews older than new hires at my office? How ...

Jul, 21

Tight Ass Tuesday: Escape from New York

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It’s a lie though; these scapes are from New Jersey, not New York. I wanted a better pun because you deserve more, but I can’t muster one just now. Nothing will ever beat the one ...

Jul, 14

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