Hell’s Kitchen

Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: The Actual Finale or, Every Moment I Continue to Live is Agony

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Let’s all take a moment to remember the halcyon days of Top Chef. Even with the constant indignities of Bluehost’s ineptitude, it was leagues better than this sad excuse for a show. Let’s also remember ...

May, 14

Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: To The Bitter End

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ETA: I have been informed by an eagle-eyed reader that tonight may merely be an episode that “leads up” to the finale and DEAR GOD WHY. Have I put my immortal soul in jeopardy for ...

May, 07

Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 13

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Tonight, the final three: Redneck. Shiv. Dull Girl. If we get through another entire episode without someone getting shivved (can you use that as a verb?) I’m going to be seriously pissed, no matter how ...

Apr, 30

Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 12

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Three words: Better not suck. I medicated myself up with horse tranquilizers to be able to do this.

Apr, 23

Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 11

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I don’t think we need to watch tonight since they closed down the restaurant last week, so we can all go eat some cake and take a nap. Damn, I wish I’d made a cake. ...

Apr, 16

Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 10

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Last Week: There was yelling, a bunch of inept people fucked up in the kitchen, Ramsay reamed some people out and JP sneered at the world. There, there’s every episode of Hell’s Kitchen ever aired. ...

Apr, 09

Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 9

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I live to serve. Unless the majority vote had wanted liveblogging of Chopped, which fortunately only 2 hapless souls did because then I would have had to crush your dreams. I even did my homework, ...

Apr, 02

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