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This article was written on 07 Jun 2009, and is filled under horrifying shit.

Saltines and Xtreme Mango Gatorade

The dinner of champions.  Also the breakfast and lunch of champions.

So maybe not so much with the food poisoning.  Virus?  E-coli?  Something ain’t right here.  I should not be this up close and personal with a bottle of Kaopectate.

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4 Comments

  1. Kay
    June 8, 2009

    Sounds like stomach virus. The good thing about which is, generally 48 hours and its gone. If not, you should hie yourself to the doc.

  2. Jodi
    June 8, 2009

    The only hilarious thing about this post (being sick is definitely NOT hilarious) is the post that came up as related to this one…”Horrifying Shit That I Do Not Want Tuesday.”

    On maybe a more helpful note…a virus much like this one made it’s way through my office back in April. It lasted around 4 or 5 days for everyone who was stricken down (mercifully I was spared, but I imagine I’ll pay for somehow now that now that I’ve said that here) and then they were all back to normal, back to work, and about 5 pounds lighter.

    Hope you’re feeling better today.

  3. Rachel (S[d]OC)
    June 8, 2009

    Whatever it is, I wish you a speedy recovery. Maybe you should switch up the gatorade flavors so you dodn’t get sick of the stuff.

  4. kerry
    June 8, 2009

    Yikes, are you sure this is food poisoning? It sounds more like a virus. Feel better : )

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